Norris, Chuck Norris

Ontem, o nosso ANB, mostrou-me este site e apesar de nao ser um fâ ou ter qualquer tipo de empatia com o Chuck Norris, acho que é um site muito giro, principalmente para quem nao tem nada para fazer durante uns minutos.

O site é a gozar com o Chuck, como se ele fosse capaz de tudo e mais alguma coisa e ainda por cima, nas calmas...

Deixo-vos alguns exemplos, para os que trabalham muito e nao podem perder uns minutinhos:

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup (flexao), he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes (bater com pés em coisas qd anda). He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door (porta giratória).

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass (lupa). At night.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks (palitos).

Em algumas, escrevi a traduçao da palavra ao lado no caso de alguém nao perceber a palavra logo à primeira.

P.S: Obrigado ANB